John AILIA
RAMAL

ADAAB!!

You've stumbled upon the Heterogeneous realm of John Ailia Ramal – not Jaun Elia's long-lost cousin, but named by a father who admired Hazrat Jaun (before it was cool). While I'm officially decoding the "dismal science" (economics, for the uninitiated), you're more likely to find me lost in Ghalib's verses or debugging code.

I am known for:

• Being the go-to tech guru for friends on laptop hunts
• Engaging in theological debates that would make Kierkegaard do a double-take
• Swimming like a fish
• Mastering the art of skill acquisition

Fair warning: I'm irrationally peeved by mangled Urdu pronunciations and off-rhythm poetry recitations. But fear not – my adventures in English ensure I'm not throwing stones from a glass house.